When one looks through the last several pages of every issue of Popular Science magazine, one loses a little bit of respect for it.

You see, the last couple pages are all advertisements. And they’re, well, not quite up to caliber you’d expect from a magazine with the word “science” in its title.

Some examples might show you what I mean.

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The key to your success is in the magical, transormative power of these exercises – not in your belief system about hard work. For many people, just one rep is all they can do at first, and they’re shaking like a leaf on a windy day in Chicago. And so, that’s all that person should do at first. Even if you think you’re not doing enough – the exercises work their magic anyway. Your body has it’s [sic] own intelligence and will work FOR YOU if you’ll simply get out of the way and let it.

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MEDICAL DISCOVERY!

In the future, your tap water may “cure” you! *The virus/bacteria destruction chart gives you the amount of energy required to destroy the cause of disease! Our home machine rapidly heats & cools water 100’s of times/gal (not once,) using intense heat and ultraviolet radiation, so the resultant water retains this energy with phenomenal results! It’s not “dead” like ordinary “purified” water! *Washington Post article: 10,000 people/day traveled to Mexico to get water (Mexican patent 239719.) The result? We sold so many home machines we stopped counting at 100,000 users!Look at the lab tests done by Organa showing how the water kills only bad bacteria! No other water can do that! If they could, the water would have high energy instead of being “dead!” If you eat dead food and drink dead water, what happens? The proof is all around you!

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Yeah. Way to go Popular Science. I have a lot of confidence in your magazine now.

And come on…three to four inches in three to four weeks? If I could get my penis to be 13″ long in three to four weeks, I don’t know what I’d do with myself.