This post will be slightly more Sexy than Secularist.

I just posted a pornographic fetish story on one of the many erotic literature forums that I frequent. The pieces have to be vetted by a board moderator who formats and edits the pornographic stories.

I just checked out the finished, edited version. Every occurrence of the word “god” (as in “oh my god!”) has been removed (as in “oh my!”).

So, let me get this straight: I can post dirty, erotic writings that depict acts that are both devoid of consent and hazardous to the health of the participants, but I can’t make my characters take the lord’s name in vain?

Exqueeze me? Baking powder?