Hey there, heathens and blasphemers. What are you doing the night of Sunday, July 13th? Sleeping early to get a head start on the work week?

Pah!

You should come to the Sidewalk Cafe on the Lower East Side of Manhattan, where my band will be playing an hour-long* set that is sure to rock your socks off. Or pop your tops off. We don’t actually rock that hard at all, but it’s possible we can get you to Disco like they do in Mt. Kisco.

Anyhow, it’s good stuff and there’s no cover charge, though there is a two drink minimum. Sidewalk is an extremely well-reputed venue, and it’s where some major people got started, so you’ll enjoy yourself. Scout’s honor.